tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-266608632009-02-21T13:26:06.809ZShamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00349135193275344945noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26660863.post-1145969919619663612006-04-25T13:41:00.000+01:002006-04-25T13:58:39.626+01:00I doo solumney swere to abiyde by da holly miyon pledge or i may go bold an mi tezzers drop of:<br /><br />1. On meetin eepers for da firs tyme i wil stamp on em!<br />2. i wil not fite wiv mi cayge maytes until da tyme it is wen my youmans ave gone to bed an then i will unleesh hell an much sqweekin an if i can i wil tri to make da sownd of a teevee bein pinched an they wil fink there is buglars in da frunt room.<br />3. i wil investigayte all of da suttle nooances of da wurd 'nawing'<br />4. wen frowin poo i wil frow for distans an accurasy<br />5. i wil only fart wen i am on a sholder<br />6. it is alwes mine!<br />7. i wil neverr relenqwish yoggies an wil fite to da def to keep em<br />8. if i see tezzers danglin abouve me firs i wil cheque to make shure they isnt riffs an then i wil bite em!<br />9. i no dat da best game is calld pushin rats off of shelves an if it is a hi wun dat is evern betterer<br />10. wenever sumwun ses rats is relly clever i will do sumfink to prove dat rong lyke hedbuttin da fud bowl or fallin over backwards tryin to cleen mi winky<br />11. i wil neverr wash mi tale<br />12. if i am a boy rat i will keep chequing to mayke shure the norty fairies didnot steel mi tezzers wen i was not lookin an if i ever see a norty fairie i wil ask him wot he has dun with riffs tezzers<br />13. if i am a girl an i am in seesen i will flap mi eers seductavelee at ovver rats an mi youmans an also da fud bowl<br />14. if i am a nootured boy i wil plot a bloody revenj on mi youmans dat they will not preshiate<br />15. i wil onlee hide the spensive fings<br />16. i wil destroye mi very spensive hammuck in for seconds flat but i wil luvinlee tresure the hammuck mi youmans made fur me out of da flannel dat da washin masheen riped up.<br />17. i wil alwes do a weewee on da remote control<br />18. i will rub poop in playces were poop is not welcum<br />19. in the tyme between avin a barth an goin in a show i will let all mi caygemaytes we on me an pull mi wiskas owt<br />20. i wil only do trix mi youmans spent munfs teechin me wen no wun is there<br />21. i wil not acspet defeet (or deankels) wen my youmans block up the sofa cushons wiv blankies to stop me livin insyde it lyke a nomad<br />22. i wil onlee do mi deepest sleeps wen i am lyin on mi bak wiv mi eyes open an i wil ignore mi youmans wen they sey oh mi gudness si cheques dat rat i fink ees ded!<br />23. i will onlee scrach my youmans faces wen they ave a divishonal meetin the next day wiv da big boss.<br />24. I wil neverr let mi clores be clippd.<br />25. i wil do all i can to mayke visitorres ask mi youmans 'why's ee doin that?'<br />26. i wil wayte ten seconds after mi mum ses to the vet 'its ok ee dursnt bite' before i bite da vet.<br />27. I understand the 'its mine' feory which is:<br />-if it comes frew da cage bars, it's mine!<br />-if sumwun els is eetin it, it's mine!<br />-the fud of the ovver rat is better than the fud of myself<br /><br /><br />pleeze sine ur name in da comments so i know you ave red an agreeyd to dis,<br /><br />Love Riff<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/26660863-114596991961966361?l=minionpledge.blogspot.com'/></div>Shamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00349135193275344945noreply@blogger.com36